the amount of times i think to myself “get me the heck out of here” on a daily basis is getting a little alarming at this point
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
It’s safe enough !
i’m actually really pissed off about this. this where i can be me. kids shouldn’t be on here.
(Source: callingallfandomstothetardis)
Watch me get none whatsoever
I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.
(Source: philophobiadisease)
thewayilightupwhenyourearound:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
Non-Yahooligans represent
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr)
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
That little girl at the end is like fuck yes